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dont-take-it-personally:

thesuperwhovian:

Leonardo DiCaprio tried to make fun of his character with the line “I will just wait here”, when in fact that line wasn’t originally scripted. Everyone started laughing and James Cameron said that the line was “Too funny” to ignore it.

Not funny enough for an oscar.

You’re going to hell for that 

(via 90s90s90s)

ihartbeat:

Put all of these on Netflix and i’ll stop bitching…

(Source: nevillles)

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

(Source: doctorwalt)

circumcisions:

circumcisions:

sluttyoliveoil:

hey someone told me you remind them of an owl

who

FUCK

(via robert-downey-jesus)

When the power goes off and you’re:

lolsofunny:

sodamnrelatable:

In school…

On the internet

(lol here!)

razzledazzy:

MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID ‘WHAT IS IT FROM THE PRESIDENT’ AND IT’S FROM THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE

APPARENTLY THEY SENT THIS BACK BECAUSE I WAS A SHIT AND INVITED THEM TO MY HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION

(via robert-downey-jesus)

I actually like buying school supplies. Just hate going to school.

lolsofunny:

laugh-addict:

 

(lol here!)

(Source: thecrazyfilipino)

theclearlydope:

Oh dear, for three seconds I thought a Doritos soda existed.

Your move, Taco Bell.

(via 90s90s90s)

iamthepizzaslut:

iamthepizzaslut:

one time when i had just started dating, a boy came to our door to take me out on a date and my stepdad opened the door with a machete like “WHATCHYA WAN BOI” and i never heard from him again which sounds dramatic but my stepdad looks like

GUYS STOP THIS ONLY HAS A LITTLE OVER 100 NOTES BUT HE THINKS HE’S INTERNET FAMOUS NOW

(via fappymcwappy)

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